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fluffy bunnies are hopping around in the garden.
The sun is high in the sky and things are looking promising.
But suddenly a wolf appears
and things look bad for the fluffy bunnies.
But the wolf falls onto a sharp stick a
s it attacks the bunnies, and is injured.
That'll teach you, you lycanthropic beast.
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a nice cup of tea is what every Englishman wants.
A nice cup of tea will fix all things, even the death of a relative.
A nice cup of tea has that sort of power,
the power to make things better again.
How brilliant is a nice cup of tea. Very brilliant.
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woof, woof, woof, woof,
that's all you do. You're barking.
But a cute puppy, let's be honest.
Woof, woof, woof, woof, that's all you do.
But you're a cute puppy, not like the nasty dogs that live down the road. You are cute. And a puppy.
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it was a great meal
and very kind of you to invite me round to share your food.
The great feelings of how that food made me feel
will not last forever though.
Thoughts turn to other things.
Like washing the dishes with you.
Lots of people hate washing the dishes.
I love it. Especially when I can wash them with you.
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embroidered with love, with my meals laid upon it,
under heat-resistant mats, of course.
You are so kind to me, it is a great gift.
Do I smell my supper?
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it's sausages for supper. Again. it's sausages for supper. Again.
I don't mind at all. I like sausages.
Only veggie ones though,
as meat sausages are full of the Lord's creatures
and I don't eat the Lord's creatures. My body is a temple.
You are welcome to enter my temple at any time.
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most ketchup is packed full of sugar and salt
and the goodness is hidden from taste and view.
Not this ketchup though, this is packed full of the goodness of tomatoes, with no added sugar or salt.
Just the flavour of the ketchup, spread for my delight on my tea.
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A flower for my hoonoo.
Some petals of love for the chosen one.
I count myself very lucky indeed.
Not many will be able to feel how I feel about my hoonoo.
I will pick flowers every day to present to you.
I will make every day a day of flowers for my hoonoo
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There's been so much mess around this house,
and now there is much much less. Thanks for hoovering,
you don't know how good it makes me feel to see the place tidy again. Thanks for hoovering.
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your manners are impeccable, I have to say.
You offered me the choice of going first,
which was extremely kind of you. I have to turn this offer down though, please after you.
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they say that girls are made of this,
and I can't help feeling that they are right.
Some people are so perceptive to be able to work these things out.
Well done to them
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nothing is too much trouble when it comes to you. Nothing at all.
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some people call me a swot, perhaps I am, perhaps I'm not.
I got top marks in my test though, so you can see their point.
Well done to them for pointing it out
and well done to me for getting top marks.
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you are, it's true. If i wasn't so polite myself, I'd be extremely jealous.
But I am polite, so I wouldn't let those feelings surface.
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you always seem to come up with a great idea or plan.
All I can do is stand and marvel at your genius.
I applaud you, and I think it won't be the only time that I do that this year. Well done on such a magnificent idea.
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my hoonoo, I doodoo.
I remain your humble servant for as long as you want me to.
Let me fulfil that role, remain in your soul, and do the things you want.
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released April 7, 2013
